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I imagine instead of pyro ever taking their suit off to screw I could see them using a strap on to fuck who ever they please

I imagine instead of pyro ever taking their suit off to screw I could see them using a strap on to fuck who ever they please

It bothers me that some guys get turned on by FemPyro in a latex suit. Don't they know that latex is flammable? If you ask me, the standard flame-retardant suit would be sexy enough. Leaves more to the imagination... ; )
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Never really got that either, but to each their own.

I really want to have drunk, sloppy sex with Demolady.

I really want to have drunk, sloppy sex with Demolady.

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All I can think about is being spanked and taken care of by Scout. Mmmm…

All I can think about is being spanked and taken care of by Scout. Mmmm…

I wat Soldier to push me down on my knees, shove me against a wall, and force me to suck him off.

I wat Soldier to push me down on my knees, shove me against a wall, and force me to suck him off.

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I’d love to lick and tickle Ms Pauling feet and suck on her toes, while 3-4 of the mercs gang tickle her upper body into submission.

I’d love to lick and tickle Ms Pauling feet and suck on her toes, while 3-4 of the mercs gang tickle her upper body into submission.

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why does this question exist

So I found a pretty good resource on TF2chan for Class x Reader smut. They’re all pretty good from what I’ve read, and there’s an especially delightful Medic x Reader fic there too (should be the first Medic one that comes up). It also comes in two parts and the second one particularly satisfies the uniform kink that I have. ;) It’s one of my personal favorites by far. Go check it out if you haven’t already!

I am into DD/lg and the idea of Medic being my DD is just such a turn on. Him taking care of me, spanking me when I’m naughty and of course those invasive yet necessary medical checks to make sure I’m still a good little girl. UNF! Oh and then being spanked after cause of enjoying it a little too much, strapped to the table.

I am into DD/lg and the idea of Medic being my DD is just such a turn on. Him taking care of me, spanking me when I’m naughty and of course those invasive yet necessary medical checks to make sure I’m still a good little girl. UNF! Oh and then being spanked after cause of enjoying it a little too much, strapped to the table.

I want to do all sorts of rude and unsavory things to, and with, Demoman, including, but not limited to sticking parts of my body that don’t belong there in his mouth, anus and eye socket.

I want to do all sorts of rude and unsavory things to, and with, Demoman, including, but not limited to sticking parts of my body that don’t belong there in his mouth, anus and eye socket.