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I want Soldier in full uniform and on top of me while we have sex. I want to feel his rough clothes against my bare skin and feel the weight of his heavy body driving me into the mattress while he grunts and humps me.

I want Soldier in full uniform and on top of me while we have sex. I want to feel his rough clothes against my bare skin and feel the weight of his heavy body driving me into the mattress while he grunts and humps me.

I have an addiction to accents, so having sexy time with any of the mercs would be fucking amazing. I want each of them to fuck me as hard as possible, whispering sinful things into my ear in English and/or their native language.

I have an addiction to accents, so having sexy time with any of the mercs would be fucking amazing. I want each of them to fuck me as hard as possible, whispering sinful things into my ear in English and/or their native language.

I want to get fucked by a sentry gun. Or at least on top of one.

I want to get fucked by a sentry gun. Or at least on top of one.

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By: Philip OnBread

Most dramatic death in tf2.

If you are using headphones, mind lowering the volume a bit.

OH MY GOD.

I’m worried that when I finally have my first time, I’ll wind up screaming out Sniper’s title rather than my partner’s name…

I’m worried that when I finally have my first time, I’ll wind up screaming out Sniper’s title rather than my partner’s name…

I want to get stranded on the side of the highway with Sniper and have him eat me out on the hood of his van. The thought of his stubble scraping on my inner thighs gets me hot every time.

I want to get stranded on the side of the highway with Sniper and have him eat me out on the hood of his van. The thought of his stubble scraping on my inner thighs gets me hot every time.

i like to think the femscout looks at everyone’s dongs giggling at them immaturely no matter what they look like miss pauling probably draws each of the merc’s dongs, while the femgineer and femmedic are completely professional about co-ed locker rooms, the femheavy just straight up makes offers left and right until one of them agrees and the two get it on on the tile while everyone tries to ignore it, getting ready, and lastly fempyro just sits in a corner, longing to be as bold as femheavy

i like to think the femscout looks at everyone’s dongs giggling at them immaturely no matter what they look like miss pauling probably draws each of the merc’s dongs, while the femgineer and femmedic are completely professional about co-ed locker rooms, the femheavy just straight up makes offers left and right until one of them agrees and the two get it on on the tile while everyone tries to ignore it, getting ready, and lastly fempyro just sits in a corner, longing to be as bold as femheavy

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So, here’s the thing. I’m not actually interested in big beefy guys. But, Heavy… Heavy is damn hot and sexy and I will ride him forever. Fuck, Misha is so hot.

So, here’s the thing. I’m not actually interested in big beefy guys. But, Heavy… Heavy is damn hot and sexy and I will ride him forever. Fuck, Misha is so hot.

I wanna experiment on Medic’s cock.

I wanna experiment on Medic’s cock.

I consider myself asexual, but something about Medic is painfully sexy and all of the sudden I’m turned on whenever i hear his voice.

I consider myself asexual, but something about Medic is painfully sexy and all of the sudden I’m turned on whenever i hear his voice.