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I like thinking Sniper has a fixation with Scout’s nipples. The thought of him gently sucking, licking and nibbling them until they’re red while they make love really gets me going.




 
I like thinking Sniper has a fixation with Scout’s nipples. The thought of him gently sucking, licking and nibbling them until they’re red while they make love really gets me going.
 

(Source: deviantart.com)

I started doing anal just to get a better idea of what Medic feels when fucked by Heavy. I haven’t had anything in my vagina ever since. It’s SO MUCH BETTER. It also helps drive home how important lube and preparation are. I wish more porn writers would take time to detail these things.

I started doing anal just to get a better idea of what Medic feels when fucked by Heavy. I haven’t had anything in my vagina ever since. It’s SO MUCH BETTER. It also helps drive home how important lube and preparation are. I wish more porn writers would take time to detail these things.

Normally i’m a bit repulsed by oral sex, but I would enjoy deep throating all 9 mercs, one after the other. I’ve never felt a compulsion like this. I am ashamed, but turned on.

Normally i’m a bit repulsed by oral sex, but I would enjoy deep throating all 9 mercs, one after the other. I’ve never felt a compulsion like this. I am ashamed, but turned on.

As of the day this confession was submitted I can officially say that I have masturbated to Sniper’s voice. Those revenge lines… Mmmm… Also, I’ve decided that I must marry a guy who can do a good Sniper impression and is willing to whisper sweet nothings to me in that voice.

As of the day this confession was submitted I can officially say that I have masturbated to Sniper’s voice. Those revenge lines… Mmmm… Also, I’ve decided that I must marry a guy who can do a good Sniper impression and is willing to whisper sweet nothings to me in that voice.

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I wanna ride Engie like a stallion!

I wanna ride Engie like a stallion!

I want to dominate Spy. I want to make him my bitch and have him under my control completely.

I want to dominate Spy. I want to make him my bitch and have him under my control completely.

I think Heavy would be a gentle lover, seeing as how doesn’t want to hurt the one he’s fucking.

I think Heavy would be a gentle lover, seeing as how doesn’t want to hurt the one he’s fucking.

I promised myself I wouldn’t be sexually attracted to any of the mercs. And now, I love them all.

I promised myself I wouldn’t be sexually attracted to any of the mercs. And now, I love them all.

I want Heavy to shove his ENTIRE HAND inside me and remove my uterus as Medic watches and masturbates.

I want Heavy to shove his ENTIRE HAND inside me and remove my uterus as Medic watches and masturbates.

I want Spy to be my naughty french maid.

I want Spy to be my naughty french maid.